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A space invader from space may be seen frequently very late at night drifting along Cedar Creek.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been witnessed covering a cadaver by a large rock in Stockville Historical Marker before dawn.
A gigantic kitten is occasionally distinguished in Saunders Canyon on a dark night piling chunks of concrete.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances at Campbell Dam on a dark night burning an object.
A gargantuan dormouse may from time to time be distinguished very late at night pursuing a passing Jeep on a shady highway near Stockville.
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Ghost Sightings From Stockville
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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