Steinauer

 
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The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been made out in Bowwood State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours gazing irritably at the watcher.

A knight's armor devoid of a human inside is sometimes noticed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Balls Branch at night. A man who lives here says that this spirit is that of a person who had a house here in Steinauer a long time ago.
    
A massive anteater is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions at Burchard Lake Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the vista.

A centaur may once in a while be perceived spending time in an uninhabited home in Steinauer.

A colossal rhinoceros was perceived traveling on a bicycle on a murky highway close to Steinauer.

 

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