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A gargantuan camel has regularly been observed appearing frightening near the water's edge at Herpolsheimer Reservoir.
A headless man is frequently noticed wandering through a residence next to Staplehurst.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances yelling at the bystander to go away in Centennial Park around midnight. Whatever folks articulate, it's a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a man holding a blood-splattered knife may repeatedly be distinguished at a pay phone in Staplehurst talking on the telephone. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Staplehurst long ago.
A space alien may be made out over and over again at Big Weedy Creek very late at night throwing rocks into the water.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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