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These are some lies we made up about Spalding.
A space invader from another galaxy can repeatedly be seen carving a hole in Spalding City Park at night.
A massive dromedary has occasionally been distinguished in a shoe store in the Spalding vicinity.
A fluorescent human figure is sometimes made out obliterating a photo in the center of Troy Creek.
The phantom of a pregnant female is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions trying on shoes in a Spalding trailer. People who have perceived this spirit allege this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Spalding a long time ago.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft may once in a while be noticed struggling out from a drain hole on a Spalding road before dawn.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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