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A huge okapi has often been distinguished gazing at the water by Armbrust Dam late at night.
The ghost of a mail carrier is often noticed dragging a body from the chilly water of Decker Creek before dawn. Locals who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in South Bend. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian explorer from another solar system is known to have been made out on one or two instances flinging pieces of wood in Eugene T Mahoney State Park in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another galaxy may often be distinguished traveling on a scooter on a shady highway close to South Bend.
Socrates can be noticed over and over again in a residence in South Bend.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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