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These are some lies we made up about Sidney.
The Abominable Snowman has regularly been witnessed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Sidney mobile home.
A gigantic marmoset has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances in Sidney Draw on a dark night reading a pamphlet.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy can be seen repeatedly carrying a skull on the shore of Sidney East Reservoir.
A space invader from another galaxy has now and then been perceived in a desolate place close to Sidney.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object is once in a while made out burying a body by a sizeable rock in Cheyenne County Historical Marker late in the night.
A big frightening beast has been noticed on many occasions trying to grab something at Beyer Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a shackled up lady may sometimes be made out trying to get cars to stop along a shadowy road right next door to Sidney. If you listen to
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what the folks who live here assert, this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Sidney before the present.
A female with the head of a goblin was witnessed posting a parcel at a Sidney post office. Panicked by the watchers the ghost fled into the darkness.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head absent came
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into sight glugging down fuel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Sidney. When perceived the ghost came within reach of the observer who then ran off.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was noticed facing the observer near North Sterling State Park.
The ghost of a young-looking female sporting a blood-splattered dress came into sight in Scotts Bluff National Monument right by the ranger station gazing furiously at the viewer. This exact phantom has been witnessed frequently in this location.
The ghost of a 9 feet tall massive man was observed walking a Rottweiler at night on a gloomy Sidney residential street. There have been additional stories involving this phantom in the neighborhood.
A very large gopher has frequently been observed peeking through building windows in Sidney in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a woman having half her head lost is regularly observed watching shows in a Sidney living room at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Sidney
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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