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These are some lies we made up about Riverdale.
An extremely large raccoon may regularly be distinguished gazing at the water by Cottonmill Dam late at night.
A colossal lizard may be made out over and over again in a Riverdale residence.
An alien from deep space has occasionally been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along Turkey Creek.
The ghost of a gold-miner is every now and then made out hauling a dead body through some bushes in Apollo Park very late at night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Riverdale before the present. One thing is for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disrupted.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft can now and then be perceived emerging in a bedroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Riverdale
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Ghost Sightings From Riverdale
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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