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The ghost of a planter sporting a straw hat has sometimes been distinguished in Hedgefield State Wildlife Management Area around midnight howling at the eye witness to leave. In any case, it's a scary ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
An ET from planet Saturn is from time to time distinguished by Kuhn Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A young girl wearing a bloody dress has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances tossing chunks of concrete on the shore of Wagon Train Lake.
A female with a bottle-green face can every now and then be spotted becoming visible in a closet mirror. No matter what people utter, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A man with a sword in his head was distinguished having a seat in a beanbag in a home near Panama. There have been many descriptions with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. One thing's for certain, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Panama
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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