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The ghost of a gentleman with half his head not there was spotted by Boelter Dam after midnight staring at the water. This phantom is enormously active in this area; there have been numerous additional stories of this precise phantom. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is menacing; one that is rather not upset.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos came into view looking for a photo by Antelope Slough.
An alien from deep space was witnessed standing next to a dark highway in close proximity to Page.
A very large mynah bird was distinguished guzzling gasoline from a pump at a refueling station in Page.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been witnessed speaking into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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