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These are some lies we made up about Ord.
Vincent van Gogh has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions trying on shoes in an Ord residence.
A beheaded guy can repeatedly be spotted in Bussell Park after midnight piling boulders. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET may be spotted time and again snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Ord.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has now and then been witnessed by Dane Creek gulping blood from a jar.
A lady with her head removed is every now and then witnessed looking for a book on the water's edge of Hardenbrook Diversion Reservoir. People who have observed this ghost say this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Ord.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a bloody knife has supposedly been perceived on many instances at Bredthauer Dam late in the night dining on a tomato.
An ET from Jupiter was made out in an Ord highschool at the stroke of midnight walking the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Ord
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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