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These are some lies we made up about Omaha.
An alien is every so often noticed pulling a dead body from the cold water of Cole Creek after midnight.
A giant panther may from time to time be made out yelling at the witness to leave in the middle of a secluded road close to Omaha very late at night.
The phantom of a civil war combatant has repeatedly been observed hurling stones on the water's edge of Glenn Cunningham Reservoir.
The phantom of a guy with a cross etched into his leg is repeatedly noticed at Lonergan Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the view.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has been observed on a small number of occasions in Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail quite near the ranger station obliterating a hat.
The phantom of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead moose may frequently be made out giving a lead expedition of Council Bend to a group of ghosts in the early morning hours.
Thumbelina may be witnessed time and
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again standing by a desolate highway close to Omaha.
A gargantuan koodoo has sometimes been observed mounted on a low rider on a murky highway in close proximity to Omaha.
Vasco da Gama is every now and then witnessed in an Omaha trailer.
An extremely large lamb has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions hauling a cadaver
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through some bushes in Dodge Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A medusa can from time to time be seen staggering down a secluded road outside Omaha.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was distinguished outside Lake Manawa State Park looking for a man.
The spirit of a young lady with a rope around her neck came into view taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home close to Omaha. The spirit was gobbled up by the thin air after being spotted.
A space man from the cosmos materialized in the rear seat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A huge finch was witnessed by a lady camping at a campground in the neighborhood of Omaha.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft was made out taking a rest in a chair in a building in Omaha.
An alien voyager from another world has often been seen thinking by a streetlamp in Omaha.
A large scary giant is frequently perceived striding from home to home very late at night on
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Ghost Sightings From Omaha
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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