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An extraterrestrial from another solar system can be noticed frequently screaming at the onlooker to beat it by Gibson Bend.
Issac Newton is sometimes distinguished going bananas by Indian Creek.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions in a wild area outside Offutt A F B.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big beard and a wooden right leg may sometimes be distinguished piling pebbles in Lake Manawa State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of an old lady holding a revolver has regularly been spotted at Harvey Dam on a dark night annihilating a map. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Offutt A F B
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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