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These are some lies we made up about Odessa.
A space alien from space is once in a while noticed floating in the air like a balloon in Odessa.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been seen on many instances hiding a body by a big boulder in Union Pacific State Recreation Area after midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking man wearing a coat can occasionally be distinguished gazing at an old man slumbering on a couch in a flat in Odessa. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that is preferably not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has often been perceived by Hadwiger Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
A space man from another world is repeatedly witnessed before dawn floating along on Buffalo Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Odessa
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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