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An ET from Jupiter came into view hauling a body from the chilly water of Ash Creek before dawn.

An ET from another solar system was spotted struggling out of Warn Swamp drenched in slime at night.
    
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head not there was seen at midnight examining Buzzards Roost Canyon in detail. Further folks close by have had identical experiences involving an identical phantom. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost loves startling unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Oconto.

A space alien has frequently been distinguished gazing in Oconto City Park around midnight.

The alien navigator of a UFO has been made out on one or two occasions watching television in an Oconto living room around midnight.

 

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