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These are some lies we made up about Oconto.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is regularly seen mid stream in Ash Creek looking.
A large chilling ogre has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions late in the night struggling out of Warn Swamp soaked in dirty water.
An extremely large gazelle may regularly be spotted scrutinizing Buzzards Roost Canyon in detail very late at night.
A fluorescent human figure may be spotted very frequently dragging a cadaver through some bushes in Oconto City Park at midnight. Scores of folks who live here declare this spirit gets pleasure from startling folks who have the guts to upset the tranquility in Oconto.
A very large gopher has occasionally been noticed on an Oconto residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Oconto
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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