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These are some lies we made up about Newport.
A space invader from another planet has allegedly been observed on a few occasions covering a dead body by a big boulder in Spring Valley Park Historical Marker before sunrise.
A semi decayed human body may once in a while be witnessed very late at night floating along Dry Creek.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is frequently distinguished trying to find a picture next to a parked car in a Newport parking lot on a dark night.
A female afire, carrying a gasoline tank has been seen on one or two instances at Burke Lake Recreation Area looking for something.
The ghost of a planter having on a worn straw hat may frequently be noticed sobbing on a dark night on a lawn in Newport. Locals who have distinguished this spirit claim this spirit is the undead spirit of a long dead Newport local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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