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An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy may repeatedly be witnessed articulating into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may be observed often walking a Bulldog at midnight on a dark Morrill avenue.
An alien from space is once in a while seen around midnight floating along on Dry Sheep Creek.
A huge chimpanzee has allegedly been perceived on a small number of instances around midnight gazing over Dutch Flats.
A woman ablaze, clutching a gasoline bottle can sometimes be made out at Bald Peak Group Detention Dam late in the night taking in the surroundings. People who have observed this ghost argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Morrill local resident.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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