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These are some lies we made up about Mitchell.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso was witnessed trying to flag down cars alongside a shady road near Mitchell. The ghost spoke of revenging a murder. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Mitchell many years ago.
An ET from another solar system showed up mid stream in Dry Spottedtail Creek flickering a lamp.
A space invader was perceived meditating in Browns Canyon very late at night.
The martian mechanic of a UFO appeared by Fanning Dam before dawn staring at the water.
A man with the head of a goblin was perceived down at the water at Fanning Reservoir crying out people's names. The witness got freaked out and escaped. A lot of people who live here argue this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Mitchell. Any which way, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to encounter at night.
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giant oryx has regularly been made out guzzling diesel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Mitchell.
A dinosaur has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions washing a blood-covered bed sheet in Tub Springs on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mitchell
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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