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A big bloodcurdling ogre is rumored to have been made out on several instances by a person hunting in a forest outside Milford.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady can repeatedly be seen seated in a chair in a building in Milford.
An ET from Venus may be observed over and over again hauling a human headbone in Coon Creek.
The ghost of the driver of a train has from time to time been made out howling at Blue Bluffs Dam late at night.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion is once in a while perceived concealing a corpse by a large rock in Arrival Sculpture late at night.
A space invader from deep space has allegedly been spotted on several occasions hurling pieces of wood into Dorchester Reservoir 4-A at the stroke of midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can from time to time be perceived meditating underneath a streetlamp in Milford.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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