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These are some lies we made up about Merna.
A female having a machete in her head has been perceived on a small number of occasions drifting down on Sand Creek late at night. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Merna resident. Regardless of what folks utter, it certainly is a scary phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
Hansel and Gretel's mom can from time to time be perceived staring crossly at the bystander up on the top of Ryno Table.
A gigantic ram is frequently spotted before sunrise exploring Dale Valley in detail.
Genghis Khan is known to have been observed on a small number of instances hovering down a shady highway in the neighborhood of Merna.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter may often be witnessed glugging down gasoline from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Merna. Either way, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Merna
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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