Mead, Nebraska Lies


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The ghost of a youthful woman with a wire around her neck may be witnessed over and over again by Sand Creek contemplating.

An incredibly frightening ghost has every so often been noticed in an apartment outside Mead.

The Gingerbread Man is occasionally spotted pulling a body through some bushes in Cooks Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The ghost of an aged gold digger with a sizeable mustache and an eye patch has been observed on a small number of instances appearing chilling up on the peak of Bodleys Hill. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Mead. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.

The phantom of a flight attendant may occasionally be seen trying to find a book next to a parked vehicle in a Mead parking lot after midnight. No matter what people express, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that is rather not messed with.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Mead



Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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