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These are some lies we made up about Martell.
The phantom of a guy hauling a blood-splattered machete has occasionally been seen fly fishing from the water's edge of Bluestem Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An army uniform pacing about without a body in it is once in a while made out pulling a cadaver through some bushes in 1776 Bicentennial Prairie Marker Historical Marker around midnight. A number of of the locals allege this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Martell. Anyhow, it's a creepy phantom that should be left alone.
The Loch Ness Monster may every now and then be observed gardening in the back garden of a flat in Martell.
A massive armadillo has regularly been perceived staring at the water by Block Dam after midnight.
A giant fish is often spotted by Cardwell Branch drinking milk.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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