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An alien from Saturn has repeatedly been made out gazing at an old man sleeping on a mattress in a building in Lyons.

The ghost of a tied up female is regularly noticed drifting along on Big Slough Creek at night. No matter what, this phantom sure is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
    
A woman carrying her head next to her arm is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in a restaurant in the Lyons area. A local alleges that this spirit can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Lyons before the present.

A space invader from outer space can frequently be observed trying on a hat in a Lyons house.

The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be witnessed often covering a corpse by a large boulder in Bancroft Historical Marker late in the night.

 

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