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These are some lies we made up about Louisville.
An alien from the cosmos has often been observed hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Buffalo Creek after midnight.
An armed forces uniform striding about without a body in it is regularly distinguished walking a German Shepherd very late at night on a dark Louisville lane. Several of the folks here allege this spirit enjoys scaring foolish folks who come searching for spirits in Louisville. One thing's for sure, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to come across around midnight.
An alien has supposedly been spotted on a few instances in Buffalo Park on a dark night looking chilling.
A massive gorilla can repeatedly be noticed pointing at the observer at Armbrust Dam late at night.
A huge tapir has sometimes been noticed watching shows in a Louisville living room at the stroke of midnight.
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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