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These are some lies we made up about Loomis.
The ghost of a female with letters engraved into her back is every so often seen in Atlanta Marsh National Wildlife Management A before sunrise hauling a cadaver over rocks.
A female with worms crawling out of her nose has been made out on many occasions clutching a human cranium by Atlanta Marsh.
The phantom of a female with a knife in her chest was witnessed searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Loomis apartment very late at night. When noticed the ghost came close to the witness who then escaped.
A woman with the head of a demon was witnessed sitting at a table in a Loomis trailer. There are numerous reports about this spirit in the vicinity.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos became visible gazing at folks in a Loomis home through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Loomis
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Ghost Sightings From Loomis
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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