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These are some lies we made up about Lodgepole.
An extraterrestrial may now and then be seen concealing a corpse by a big rock in Lodgepole and the Union Pacific Railroad Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft was observed by Deford Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a huge white mustache was spotted by Cow Creek hauling a skull. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the phantom who then faded away.
A very large mustang materialized watching cable in a Lodgepole living room at night.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head was noticed browsing through garbage cans on a Lodgepole residential street. The ghost mentioned revenging an assassination.
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Ghost Sightings From Lodgepole
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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