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These are some lies we made up about Lindsay.
A knight's armor lacking a person inside came into sight in Dry Creek trying to find somebody. The witness was frightened and ran away.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object was noticed sending a postcard at a Lindsay post office.
An alien from the Moon was perceived in Newman Grove City Park at the stroke of midnight covering a body by a large rock.
Julius Ceasar has frequently been distinguished articulating into the night as if someone besides was nearby.
A gargantuan canary is repeatedly distinguished walking a Poodle after midnight on a gloomy Lindsay avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Lindsay
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Ghost Sightings From Lindsay
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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