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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
A very large otter was spotted burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in 40th and Highway 2 Park at the stroke of midnight.
A giant whale has repeatedly been observed on the water's edge of Holmes Lake shouting.
A space man from another galaxy is frequently witnessed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Bengston Dam at night.
A Centrosaurus has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions sitting at a table in a Lincoln apartment trying to exclaim something.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a wire around her neck may regularly be observed striding through a mobile home in Lincoln. Either way, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has every so often been made out hauling a body from the cold water of Antelope Creek before sunrise.
An incredibly menacing ghost is occasionally distinguished being carried by a steed down a highway in the vicinity of Lincoln. A lot of people
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who live here declare this spirit gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who have the guts to upset the calm in Lincoln.
An martian vacationer from another planet is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances striding through a trailer near Lincoln.
An extremely large jackal may every so often be noticed strolling
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through a Lincoln vicinity churchyard.
The Gingerbread Man has often been seen right by Homestead National Monument of America looking wrathfully at the viewer.
A gigantic porcupine is often observed howling at the observer to disappear along a deserted road next to Lincoln before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Saturn has supposedly been noticed on many instances going crazy in Eugene T. Mahoney State Park at the park headquarters.
Galileo can repeatedly be perceived staying in a neglected farmhouse in Lincoln.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg may be observed frequently standing by a desolate highway close to Lincoln. Folks who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost loves startling unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Lincoln.
An extremely large elk has every now and then been noticed traveling on a Harley on a gloomy road close to Lincoln.
An alien from outer space is sometimes noticed in a trailer in Lincoln.
The ghost of an
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aged female gripping a gun has purportedly been perceived on several occasions in a Lincoln mobile home. In any case, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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