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These are some lies we made up about Lewiston.
A colossal reptile can repeatedly be perceived tossing bricks into the current at Adamson Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Chupacabra may be witnessed very often in Hickory Ridge State Wildlife Management Area around midnight shifting orbs about.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer is every so often seen at Wenzl Dam around midnight taking in the view.
A very large mongoose is rumored to have been observed on several occasions riding on a mare in the middle of a highway in the vicinity of Lewiston.
An alien from Mars can once in a while be observed pacing through a home in the vicinity of Lewiston.
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Ghost Sightings From Lewiston
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Ghost Sightings From Lewiston
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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