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These are some lies we made up about Lawrence.
A large menacing beast has frequently been perceived gazing at the water by Buschkoetter Dam at night.
An enormous goat is repeatedly noticed after midnight floating down Dry Creek.
A womanly person may regularly be spotted dining on a steak in Liberty Cove Recreation Area after midnight.
A very large cheetah can be seen time and again smoking a cigar beneath a streetlight in Lawrence.
A Centrosaurus has every now and then been observed wandering from trailer to trailer very late at night on a Lawrence residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Lawrence
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Ghost Sightings From Lawrence
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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