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These are some lies we made up about Kearney.
The ghost of a youthful lady covered in blood has been perceived on a handful of occasions gardening in the back yard of a house in Kearney. It has been alleged that this specific ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Kearney. One thing is for certain, it undeniably is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An enormous gorilla can be made out often having a cookie by Turkey Creek.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has every now and then been distinguished hauling a body over the grass in Cottonmill Lake State Recreation Area before sunrise.
A space man from deep space is occasionally perceived by a guy hunting in a forest next to Kearney.
An ET has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances gazing at the water by Cottonmill Dam on a dark night.
An alien tourist from another world has often been distinguished resting on a sofa in a trailer in Kearney.
A huge budgerigar
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is repeatedly perceived shouting next to a lamppost in Kearney.
A space man from Venus has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions pacing from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Kearney avenue.
A space man from space may often be noticed sitting at the dining table in a Kearney trailer.
A very large mynah bird may be perceived
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over and over again looking at people in a Kearney flat through a peephole.
A space invader has every now and then been seen in a wild zone near Kearney.
A massive hare is sometimes made out walking by the side of a shadowy road close to Kearney.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship can once in a while be perceived mailing a package at a Kearney post office.
The ghost of an aged witch was spotted gulping unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Kearney. There are many reports about this ghost in the neighborhood.
A huge horse showed up talking into the thin air as if somebody besides was nearby.
A space invader from planet Mercury was perceived walking a Collie late in the night on a shady Kearney street.
A space alien from another galaxy materialized looking through flat windows in Kearney at night.
A space alien was witnessed browsing through trash cans on a Kearney avenue.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived on a Kearney street at midnight.
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gentleman with a big hole through his upper body has repeatedly been distinguished staring at an old man snoozing on the floor in a home in Kearney. If you talk to the residents, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long departed Kearney local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Kearney
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Ghost Sightings From Kearney
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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