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These are some lies we made up about Inavale.
A colossal platypus can be witnessed often dragging a dead body from the cold water of Buffalo Creek on a dark night.
The Ugly Duckling has sometimes been observed by Sibert Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial is every so often witnessed being carried by a bike on a dark highway right next door to Inavale.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances in an Inavale apartment.
The ghost of a young lady drenched in blood can every now and then be noticed striding by the side of a deserted highway close to Inavale.
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Ghost Sightings From Inavale
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Ghost Sightings From Inavale
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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