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These are some lies we made up about Holdrege.
A gargantuan mustang has purportedly been seen on numerous instances trying on socks in a Holdrege mobile home.
An alien from planet Neptune can once in a while be made out poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Holdrege.
An ET from another world was perceived in a Holdrege highschool after midnight walking the corridors.
A space alien emerged by Richardson Lagoon looking for a box.
An alien traveler from another galaxy came into sight in Atlanta Prisoner of War Camp Historical Marker before sunrise having a slice of pizza.
A space man from another planet was spotted in a mirror in a Holdrege house; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
An ET was spotted looking for a photo beneath a parked Pontiac in a Holdrege parking lot before dawn.
An alien explorer from another solar system has often been noticed holding a cranium in the early morning hours by a road sign in Holdrege.
An old knight's armor without
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a human inside is regularly perceived sitting at a table in a Holdrege apartment sobbing. It has been claimed that this precise ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Holdrege a long time ago.
The ghost of a female with a sack fastened around her head has purportedly been made out on many occasions strolling through
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a building in Holdrege.
A sizeable menacing ghost may repeatedly be made out traveling on a stallion next to a road close to Holdrege. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Holdrege. Any which way, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be left alone.
A gargantuan goat may be made out time and again at a coin operated phone in Holdrege making a telephone call.
Ludwig van Beethoven is occasionally spotted twinkling a light by the side of a deserted road next to Holdrege before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Holdrege
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Ghost Sightings From Holdrege
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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