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These are some lies we made up about Hazard.
A huge quagga came into view turning toward the watcher in CCC Camp Ravenna Nebraska Historical Marker before dawn.
An alien explorer from another world emerged at Ravenna State Lake Dam after midnight staring angrily at the observer.
The Mothman was seen late at night following a passing Ford on a shady road close to Hazard.
An enormous skunk was spotted in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A sizeable chilling beast has often been made out hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Beaver Creek after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hazard
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Ghost Sightings From Hazard
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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