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A space man from another galaxy was observed in Nebraska National Forest at midnight climbing a giant tree.
A lady with no head appeared in the backseat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror around midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted repeatedly close at hand. Any which way, this phantom certainly is menacing; one that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck was distinguished by an old woman hunting in a forest outside Halsey. The viewer ran off after she set eyes on the spirit.
The alien commander of a flying saucer emerged on the top of Signal Hill at the stroke of midnight surveying the landscape.
An incredibly creepy ghost was witnessed relaxing in an armchair in a mobile home in Halsey. When the viewer came into sight the ghost escaped. Residents here assert that this phantom loves terrifying foolish people who are bold enough to upset the serenity in Halsey. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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