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These are some lies we made up about Grand Island.
A sasquatch was witnessed walking a Bulldog at night on a shadowy Grand Island lane.
A huge fawn was noticed hauling a corpse through some bushes in Abbott Park at midnight.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin is repeatedly noticed peeking through residence windows in Grand Island very late at night. In any event, it's a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into around midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has been observed on a few instances watching movies in a Grand Island living room around midnight.
A woman on fire, hauling a fuel tank can frequently be distinguished in a motor boat on Eagles Lake stacking rocks.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has once in a while been spotted in the early morning hours floating along on Middle Channel Platte River.
The ghost of a farmer in a farmer hat is once in a while observed on a Grand Island lane late in the night.
A massive
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shrew may once in a while be witnessed hanging in the air like a blimp in Grand Island.
A large bloodcurdling giant has repeatedly been noticed staring at a lady snoozing in a bed in a mobile home in Grand Island.
A very large musk deer is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions in a hardware store in the Grand Island neighborhood.
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ghost of a youthful air force pilot can often be perceived trying on a hat in a Grand Island flat. Several folks argue this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Grand Island.
A gigantic camel may be observed time and again crawling up from a manhole on a Grand Island residential street in the early morning hours.
A space invader from planet Neptune has now and then been noticed snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Grand Island.
A young-looking girl in a bloody wedding dress is from time to time made out performing a tune on a fiddle in a Grand Island building.
A giant cat has supposedly been made out on many instances in a Grand Island secondary school at night staggering the corridors.
A woman with a blue face can once in a while be observed in a mirror in a Grand Island home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A gentleman with an axe in his head was observed in an apartment next to Grand Island. When spotted the spirit approached the watcher
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Ghost Sightings From Grand Island
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Ghost Sightings From Grand Island
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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