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These are some lies we made up about Gothenburg.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into view being carried by a stallion by a road in close proximity to Gothenburg.
An martian voyager from another planet was observed at a coin operated phone in Gothenburg making a phone call.
A gigantic gorilla was made out looking for someone alongside a secluded road in close proximity to Gothenburg around midnight.
An alien from Mars is repeatedly spotted pulling a corpse through some bushes in Blue Heron State Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire has been said to have been seen on several occasions gazing at Krone Dam in the early morning hours. Locals here say that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Gothenburg.
The ghost of a pregnant female can repeatedly be observed in East Smith Canyon very late at night attempting to seize something. One of the
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folks who live here strongly says that this phantom loves scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Gothenburg.
A beheaded man may be perceived repeatedly standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Gothenburg. Regardless of what folks express, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Gothenburg
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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