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These are some lies we made up about Goehner.
A gigantic cony has occasionally been spotted staring at the water by Ebers-Eberspacher Dam very late at night.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is now and then perceived by North Branch Crooked Creek trying to capture something.
Thumbelina is known to have been distinguished on a few instances shining a kerosene lamp underneath a streetlight in Goehner.
The ghost of an old sorceress may every so often be observed striding from house to house before sunrise on a Goehner lane. Regardless of what, this is a bad spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space alien from Mars has regularly been spotted in Beaver Crossing City Park before dawn frightening folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Goehner
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Ghost Sightings From Goehner
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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