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These are some lies we made up about Geneva.
An ET from planet Mars can occasionally be distinguished dragging a dead body through some bushes in Fairmont Army Air Field Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
A massive vicuna was distinguished mounding pebbles by North Fork Turkey Creek.
A space invader from outer space materialized taking a rest on the floor in a trailer near Geneva.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman was observed after midnight running after a passing Toyota on a murky highway near Geneva. The ghost did not appear to be agonized by the witnesses. A number of of those who live here say this phantom is that of a local person who existed here in Geneva a long time ago. Either way, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that is rather not messed with.
A gigantic cat came into sight mowing the lawn in the garden of a flat in Geneva.
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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