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An martian traveler from another galaxy may be distinguished repeatedly burying a body by a big rock in Funk Federal Waterfowl Production Area at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has from time to time been made out pulling a corpse from the cold water of Sacramento Creek on a dark night.
A space invader from outer space is known to have been perceived on several occasions in the backseat of a Ford by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft can every so often be made out mowing the lawn in the side yard of a building in Funk.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was made out seated in an armchair in a house in Funk.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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