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These are some lies we made up about Fairbury.
The ghost of a young female dressed as a house keeper is every so often noticed watching shows in a Fairbury living room before sunrise. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that should be left alone.
An alien explorer from another solar system is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions appearing scary in Crystal Springs Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may once in a while be made out at night floating by on Rose Creek. One of the local residents definitely declares that this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Fairbury local person.
A space man from another planet has frequently been seen howling at the viewer to stay away at C E Rice Storage Dam very late at night.
A giant ferret is regularly observed rummaging around in trash cans on a Fairbury residential road.
Frankenstein's Monster is known to have been distinguished on a few instances on
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a Fairbury road very late at night.
A colossal ermine may regularly be seen suspended in the air like a cloud in Fairbury.
The phantom of a coal-miner can be witnessed time and again in Homestead National Monument of America at the ranger station annihilating a hat.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant is from time to time noticed gazing
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at a man snoozing on a couch in a home in Fairbury.
A lady with a partially transparent body is rumored to have been seen on a small number of occasions trying on clothes in a Fairbury trailer.
The ghost of a guy wearing a sheriff outfit can sometimes be distinguished ascending out from a drain hole on a Fairbury avenue at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what people express, it is unquestionably a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to come across after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairbury
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Ghost Sightings From Fairbury
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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