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These are some lies we made up about Elwood.
A gargantuan springbok came into view in an Elwood mobile home.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship was seen strolling next to a desolate road right next door to Elwood.
An martian vacationer from outer space has frequently been seen coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A space invader from the Moon is frequently made out in Elwood Reservoir Recreation Area after midnight digging a gap.
An alien from another galaxy has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions fishing from the shore of Elwood Reservoir before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Elwood
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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