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These are some lies we made up about Elmwood.
A gentleman lacking a head may be witnessed over and over again in Bess Streeter Aldrich Historical Marker at night scooping out a crater. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter before dawn.
An alien has every so often been observed hurling pebbles into the current at Beaver Creek at midnight.
A gargantuan ibex is every so often distinguished at Weyers Dam at night looking at the scenery.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions in a desolate zone close to Elmwood.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large beard and an eye patch can occasionally be observed trying to get cars to stop alongside a shadowy road right next door to Elmwood. Local people who have perceived this phantom argue this phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who come trying to locate phantoms in Elmwood.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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