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These are some lies we made up about Elm Creek.
William Shakespeare has often been distinguished trying to locate a glove next to a parked Honda in an Elm Creek parking lot late at night.
A gigantic quagga is frequently made out hauling a corpse through some bushes in Blue Hole State Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
The spirit of a young cowboy has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions fishing from the shore of Blue Hole East Lake at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
A bloodcurdling beast may repeatedly be distinguished on a dark night floating along Buffalo Creek.
The ghost of a coal-miner may be spotted repeatedly at Kearney Diversion Dam late at night smoking a pipe. Some people declare this ghost may well be a celebrated past dweller of Elm Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Elm Creek
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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