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These are some lies we made up about Ellsworth.
A Velociraptor can once in a while be seen smoking a pipe down beside the waterfront at D Briggs Lake.
A space man was seen sending a packet at an Ellsworth post office.
The spirit of a severely mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose came into sight talking into the air as if somebody else was there. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been several additional stories of this individual ghost. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not upset.
A gargantuan panda emerged peeking through residence windows in Ellsworth late at night.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was seen watching movies in an Ellsworth living room after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellsworth
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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