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These are some lies we made up about Elk Creek.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead bear has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions going through a bookshelf in the living room of an Elk Creek flat after midnight. According to what the residents say, this ghost likes scaring folks who are bold enough to interrupt the calm in Elk Creek.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been witnessed sitting at the kitchen counter in an Elk Creek flat.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is frequently made out pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Badger Branch before sunrise.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions howling at the watcher to stay away in Johnson County Fairgrounds Park around midnight.
The ghost of a young lady with a line around her neck may often be witnessed gazing at people in an Elk Creek mobile home through a window. Whatever folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk Creek
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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