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These are some lies we made up about Dorchester.
An ET from planet Jupiter may regularly be seen reading a magazine in a boat on Dorchester Reservoir 4-A.
The frightening ghost of a Viking can be made out time and again in Blue River State Recreation Area very late at night hauling a body over rocks. Based on what the residents say, this ghost likes scaring unwise people who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Dorchester.
The Mothman has now and then been perceived at Mahloch-Kastanek Dam late in the night crying.
An ET from space is every now and then noticed late in the night floating along on Coon Creek.
A giant marmoset has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances struggling to exclaim something along a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Dorchester at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Dorchester
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Ghost Sightings From Dorchester
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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