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A very large leopard may frequently be distinguished talking into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has now and then been seen reading a newsletter in David City Park in the early morning hours. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
A very large elephant is from time to time made out walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a shady David City residential street.
An alien from space has been seen on many instances hauling a human skull at Birkel Dam late in the night.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object can occasionally be spotted down at the waterfront at Bellwood Reservoir 5-J howling.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure has often been made out watching movies in a David City living room in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is regularly spotted on a David City lane before sunrise. Either way, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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