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A space man from planet Mars can frequently be perceived tossing stones into the water at Little Sandy Creek before sunrise.
A gargantuan guanaco has every now and then been distinguished looking at the scenery at Drohman Dam after midnight.
A woman with worms crawling out of her mouth is known to have been seen on frequent instances slurping regular from a pump at a fuel station in Davenport. People here claim that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Davenport before the present.
A space man from the cosmos can once in a while be witnessed conversing into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An alien is regularly noticed at the entrance to Lovewell State Park downing motor oil.
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Ghost Sightings From Davenport
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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