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These are some lies we made up about Cook.
The spirit of a bum has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions looking for a hat in Cook Historical Marker in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Mars can regularly be seen at Ayres Branch late in the night chucking stones into the water.
A gigantic wolverine has every so often been observed enjoying the panorama at Janssen Dam after midnight.
The phantom of an aged sorceress is every now and then spotted taking a rest at the dining table in a Cook house articulating into the thin air. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Cook.
A gargantuan coati is known to have been distinguished on several instances being carried by a camel beside a highway in the vicinity of Cook.
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Ghost Sightings From Cook
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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