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These are some lies we made up about Ceresco.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been made out by Ash Hollow Creek gulping apple juice.
A colossal mule is repeatedly observed smoking a pipe at Edgar Dam at midnight.
A big creepy giant is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions in Jack Sinn Memorial State Wildlife Management Area after midnight covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
A space invader from Mars may be noticed frequently on the shore of Sponheinmer Reservoir trying to locate a man.
A very large mustang has every so often been spotted in a home in Ceresco.
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Ghost Sightings From Ceresco
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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